GWAR announce 30 Years Of Total World Domination Tour with Butcher Babies and Battlecross

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GWAR have announced the 30 Years of Total World Domination Tour with Butcher Babies, and Battlecross. Dates after the jump. A post to the band’s Facebook reads:

30 years have passed since GWAR awoke from the prison of their Antarctic slumber in 1985. Since that time, the band has used broadswords and guitars to shape the music and culture of mankind. 30 years later, the world sucks more than it ever has, and humans have GWAR to thank! Three decades of bloodlust, throttling the life from humanity, and perverting the human imagination have left no doubt that GWAR rules supreme!

What better way to celebrate this momentous occasion than with a spectacular victory lap bringing death and depravity to cities across America? GWAR’s 30 Years of Total Domination Tour is a celebration of unimaginable torment. Expect more blood and bodily fluids than ever before as your Lords and Masters take on the newest threat to their very existence—the Internet! That’s right, GWAR is going to kick the Internet’s ass; if they can ever stop jerking off to porn long enough to find it. Pustulus is none too pleased about the situation, having this to say while “taking 5” from his weekly schedule of drawing dicks on bible pages…

“I’ve survived prisons, gulags, religious protests, surfing a crucial wave on D-Day, and even an ISIS spaghetti dinner, so this is nothing. Bring it on! GWAR is coming!, Where is Baltimore?”

8/25 – Millvale, PA | Mr. Smalls Theater
8/27 – Des Moines, IA | Wooly’s
8/28 – Lincoln, NE | Bourbon Theater
8/30 – Lawrence, KS | Granada
8/31 – Tulsa, OK | Cain’s Ballroom
9/01 – San Antonio, TX | Kapones
9/02 – Baton Rouge, LA | Varsity Theater
9/03 – Mobile, AL | Soul Kitchen
9/04 – Birmingham, AL | Iron City
9/05 – New Albany, IN | Rustic Frog – Befuddled Fest
9/06 – Winston-Salem, NC | Ziggys
9/08 – Wilmington, NC | Ziggys By the Sea
9/09 – Jacksonville, FL | Freebird Live
9/10 – Chattanooga, TN | Track 29
9/11 – Sauget, IL | Pop’s
9/14 – Poughkeepsie, NY | The Chance
9/15 – So. Burlington, VT | Higher Ground
9/16 – Reading, PA | Reverb
9/17 – Huntington, NY | The Paramount
9/18 – Rochester, NY | Water Street Music Hall